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"You can’t eat all that!"
fuckin watch me.
a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle
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anon hate is like the weakest thing ever. imagine anon hate in real life. imagine a stranger running up to you with a bag over their head and screaming at you. imagine that. thats anon hate.
(Source: irloikawa)Posted 2 months ago with 249,842 notes | reblog
I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES
(Source: oreoprince)Posted 2 months ago with 463,576 notes | reblog
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Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/australia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.
my self esteem has two levels
- im a worthless piece of shit who deserves no love
- bow down before bitches i am your queen
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